This is the scene in our street for four weeks every year:
Do I live in a slum? No! This is how you get rid of your junk here in Australia!
In the UK, the councils have a sensible system whereby you ring them up and arrange a day for them to collect all your junk. You put the junk outside your house the night before, and the next morning, it’s gone. Easy, simple, and low-impact.
In Australia, they have a rather different approach: The junk of everyone in the street gets collected on the same day. Twice a year.
This causes two problems:
- Your street looks like a council rubbish tip for two weeks before each collection.
- Some morons always take the piss and start putting their junk out two months early. Or, even, whenever they feel like it throughout the year. Of course, they can get away with it by saying, “mate I thought it was the council clean-up next week!” (Unsurprisingly, this ruse doesn’t work in the UK.)
It’s insane. Sort it out, Aussie councils!
(Actually, there is one good side-effect of the Aussie way of junk collection: it gives other folks a chance to grab other people’s junk before it gets taken away. It’s an efficient way to recycle your stuff, I guess…)